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if you expect me to see this and not reblog it you’re stupid
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all my favorite old movies! hopefully they’ll get 2009-2012 soon :’)
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In honor of masturbation month....
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Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
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Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
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A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
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Something that never fails to make you horny:
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Where is one place you would never have sex:
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The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
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Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
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What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
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Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
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What is the fastest way to make you horny:
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Top or bottom?
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We were about to ____________ but then ______________
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Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
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Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
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Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
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Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
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Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
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Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
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Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
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Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
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Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
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A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
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How big is too big (peniswise):
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One sexual thing you would never do:
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Biggest turn on:
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Three spots that drive you insane:
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Worst possible time to get horny:
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Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
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Worst sexual idea you ever had:
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How much fapping is too much fapping:
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Best sexual complement you ever got:
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Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
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Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
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Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
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What your favorite part of your body:
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Favorite foreplay activities:
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Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
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What do you wear to bed?
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When was the first time you masturbated:
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Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
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Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
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Have/would you ever have sex outside?
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Have/would you ever had a threesome?
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What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
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Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
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Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
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What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
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What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
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Most attractive celebrity?
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Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
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If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
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Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
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What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
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Do you have stretch marks?
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How do you feel about your stretch marks?
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Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
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Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
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How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
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How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
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Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
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Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
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Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
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Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
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Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
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Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
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Do you watch porn?
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How small is too small?
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Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
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Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
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Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
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Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
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Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
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If you could give yourself head, would you?
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Booty or Boobs?
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If you had a penis, what would you name it?
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Have you ever been on an official date?
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Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
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If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
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Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
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How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
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What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
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this seems fun
Shit…sorry
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Cuddle buddy application
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair: